An elder was asked to preach in church for a Sunday service.
His sermon was as follows.
"Dear brothers and sisters.
Today I want to talk about a piece of meat.
THAT PIECE OF MEAT!!!
THAT PIECE OF MEAT!!!
- That piece of meat that separates brothers and sisters!!!
- That piece of meat that causes husband and wife to divorce!!!!
- That piece of meat that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!
- That piece of meat that causes women to fight with women, and men to fight with men!!!
- It is that meat that is more outside than inside and sometimes more inside than outside.
- It is strong, hard and soft at the same time.
- A physically powerless man the meat makes strong if well utilised.
- It makes ill and it makes whole, it has brought many disappointment and much joy can be attributed to it.
- My beloved brothers and sisters, it is that meat that can give so much pain but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!!!
- Beloved brothers and sisters that's the meat I want to talk about: THE TONGUE!!
Dear brothers and sisters, yes, THE TONGUE 👅!!!
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